Miranda Lambert has always been an artist I liked. Not crazy infatuated with or anything but we blonde chicks with guns must stick together.
Yes guns.
The story is music artist Chris Brown beat up his girlfriend Rhianna a few years ago. And now the dude has won a grammy that somehow made his head swell. Miranda did exactly what I would do and made a poster for one of her concerts right after the Grammy's saying "Take Notes Chris Brown" and proceeded to sing "Gun Powder and Lead" a song about a woman's man making bail after he "slapped her face and shook her like a rag doll."
I never knew a celebrity twitter war would make me so mad. The dumb guy and all of his stupid fans just don't get it. If AMERICA had a legal system that considered a restraining order valid, more than a stupid piece of paper, if the cops would come when called, if the police and detective and judges even believed women and understood what we have to defend ourselves from we women wouldn't need to have a gun.
But lucky for me, I am a blonde chick like Miranda who had a daddy who taught her how to RESPECT and use a gun. I will never point it at you unless I intend to use it. Im sorry but if you're going to abuse me, or dare to break into my house, you're not leaving my sight until you're bleeding so badly and laying on the ground, and I'm standing over you yelling "YOU'RE RUINING MY CARPET DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
So the stupid people on Twitter who decided to bash ME for bashing Chris Brown can learn better vocabulary words, and leave me alone. I will pray for them that someone never tries to abuse them. I also pray they find a thesaurus with the f bomb, the d and s words, etc or that their brain expands enough. Because while I can say to them "You need to grow up and realize the abuse women go through you piece of coyoote dung on the bottom of my shoe," all they can say is "I hate you I hope you die."
Real mature huh? Its people like them, that people like me need a gun to protect myself from. The police don't just magically appear like your fair god-mother. Not that she exists anyways, and if they think so thats a whole other blog.
So this is how I got involved in the twitter war, and totally took Miranda Lambert's and women's side. Now I have better things to do, like figuring out how to get my license to carry.
So here's the scoop. http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/entertainment/2012/02/chris-brown-and-miranda-lambert-twitter-feud-continues/
I had to title this SOMETHING interesting or else you woudln't be reading it. And I felt run over by a truck after seeing what I saw.
No I don't believe in "New Year's Resolutions" because if I want to change something about myself I should do it RIGHT THEN! However, NYR's (that's going to be my easy abbreviation) do make a lot of press headlines, and give me a wakeup call every year. So below I will write up some things I wish to do, or not do from now on. Feel free to comment and add your own. Maybe check this note often and see if I'm behaving. I assure you, when I slip up I'll come right back here and tell y'all.
I will not use https://twitter.com/#!/Reneezelle to "tweet" famous people things that I do not like about them. Like this chick Julia Samersova who is on a show called "Scouted." The randomly choose teenage girls in small towns to become NYC models. They make them gorgeous and feel good about themself and then pick apart any quality that may not be perfect modeling code. I cried when they told the pretty red headed curly hair girl she had ugly hair. So Julia Samersova had some good advice for her. "If you want to make a million dollars you have to look like a million dollars." Well Julia Samersova looks like a pretty young version of Cruella DeVille. I screamed at the tv, "OPEN YOUR EYES CHICK AND YOU WONT HAVE TO KEEP LIFTING YOUR CHIN UP TO SEE PEOPLE! YOU LOOK LIKE YOU ARE ON DRUGS OR HAVE A MAJOR SLIPPED DISK IN YOUR NECK AND SOMEONE SUPER GLUED YOUR FALSE EYELASHES ON TO YOUR CORNEA'S!!!!!!"
See?!!!?!?!!?!!! I even googled it and there's many things about her. http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20111226200423AArELtD
*SO I WILL NOT USE TWITTER TO BE MEAN TO CELEBRITIES. Past that I'd never be mean to someone I know personally.
*I will eat less butter. I will realize that I dont need to make rice, and add so much butter it turns into soup. Oh and then add Tony Cachere's. That is so bad. Butter and Salt. So bad. So good.......
*I will stick up for Kim Kardashian. I don't care who you are reading this. I like the Kardashian's. I am not sorry.
More to come later. Just had to really get that Cruella Deville thing off my chest and since Im not tweeting people about their issues, I thought it was only fair to put it on Facebook. ***** Now keep in mind this is a GOOD picture, not her in moving action.*****
AND FOR THE RECORD I AM NOT MEAN, *this* Julia chick is mean. She deserves what I have to say because she can fix the way she looks and she is so mean to young teenage girls, and this is what ruins our girls these days!!!!
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