I had to title this SOMETHING interesting or else you woudln't be reading it.  And I felt run over by a truck after seeing what I saw. 

No I don't believe in "New Year's Resolutions" because if I want to change something about myself I should do it RIGHT THEN! However, NYR's (that's going to be my easy abbreviation) do make a lot of press headlines, and give me a wakeup call every year. So below I will write up some things I wish to do, or not do from now on. Feel free to comment and add your own. Maybe check this note often and see if I'm behaving. I assure you, when I slip up I'll come right back here and tell y'all.

I will not use https://twitter.com/#!/Reneezelle to "tweet" famous people things that I do not like about them. Like this chick Julia Samersova who is on a show called "Scouted."  The randomly choose teenage girls in small towns to become NYC models. They make them gorgeous and feel good about themself and then pick apart any quality that may not be perfect modeling code. I cried when they told the pretty red headed curly hair girl she had ugly hair. So Julia Samersova had some good advice for her. "If you want to make a million dollars you have to look like a million dollars." Well Julia Samersova looks like a pretty young version of Cruella DeVille. I screamed at the tv, "OPEN YOUR EYES CHICK AND YOU WONT HAVE TO KEEP LIFTING YOUR CHIN UP TO SEE PEOPLE! YOU LOOK LIKE YOU ARE ON DRUGS OR HAVE A MAJOR SLIPPED DISK IN YOUR NECK AND SOMEONE SUPER GLUED YOUR FALSE EYELASHES ON TO YOUR CORNEA'S!!!!!!"

See?!!!?!?!!?!!!     I even googled it and there's many things about her. http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20111226200423AArELtD

*SO I WILL NOT USE TWITTER TO BE MEAN TO CELEBRITIES. Past that I'd never be mean to someone I know personally.

*I will eat less butter. I will realize that I dont need to make rice, and add so much butter it turns into soup. Oh and then add Tony Cachere's. That is so bad. Butter and Salt. So bad. So good.......

*I will stick up for Kim Kardashian. I don't care who you are reading this. I like the Kardashian's. I am not sorry.

More to come later. Just had to really get that Cruella Deville thing off my chest and since Im not tweeting people about their issues, I thought it was only fair to put it on Facebook.  ***** Now keep in mind this is a GOOD picture, not her in moving action.*****  

 AND FOR THE RECORD I AM NOT MEAN, *this* Julia chick is mean. She deserves what I have to say because she can fix the way she looks and she is so mean to young teenage girls, and this is what ruins our girls these days!!!!

 

The Crud

12/28/2011

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2:30 am. I awake after NyQuil induced dreams I'd been having since 8 pm. I'm aware of the fact that I spent yesterday "coming down with the crud." By the middle of the night, the medicine was long gone and I was wide awake. Now an hour later, two icy cold cokes later, I'm really wide awake. Colds and cold medicine give you crazy dreams. My first was being in a pet store, with numerous aquariums, and I think I got stuck in a class of some sort. Pretty headed me had the task of finding a fish of my choice and transplanting it to another tank. I found the prettiest I could, he was flaked in REAL 14k gold, and suddenly I couldn't find a tank for him because there were pirhanas and sharks etc. By the time I got my fish to a safe tank...... he died. I cried. Then tried to figure out how to preserve his 14 karat golden self into a necklace. 
   Next I was in a dermatologist's office. After a screening and facial I was told it would cost $20,000 yes... TWENTY THOUUUUUUSAAAAAAAND dollars to "fix" my face. I know I dont have the perfect complexion *almost but not quite* but I was taken aback at the 20 grand. Until my best friend walked in and the Dr. told her that she needed $60,000 worth of work. We decided we were fine the way we were and to wear more makeup. 
   As a child I remember being sick, staying up late and watching Three's Company. Guess what I'm watching now. Oh and eating some cheese. Which is GREAT for producing more mucus. I feel like a body can only produce so much, so if if I want to drink sugary drinks and eat cheese so be it. At least I didnt really kill a fish but I maybe could use $20,000 in skin care.
 
 
Oh boy! My first blog post! I've been writing all of my life, so I can't say I'm scared. That and I'm always running my mouth so talking is not something I have a problem with. However I do want to be interesting. Now, me making coffee this morning alone was interesting. When I poured the water three inches away from where it belonged THREE times. What a mess.... oh well. The counter needed cleaned anyways.
  
 
 
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